Luke Heggie - I Won't Say it Again

Funhaus Factory

Fri 17 Jul '26

A cartoon image of a man with a scruffy beard and loose jumper, covering his mouth looking stern.

Overview

This show is a compilation of bits, lovingly curated from the last five years. If you don't like that, too bad. The exact same people who pay three figures to watch legacy bands playing songs from back when they were happy, will never forgive hearing the same set of words from a comedian. If that's you, too bad. There will be one new joke in this show. The rest is old. Most comics have this protocol anyway, while making up a new title, too bad.

This show is a compilation of bits, lovingly curated from the last five years. If you don't like that, too bad.

The exact same people who pay three figures to watch legacy bands playing songs from back when they were happy, will never forgive hearing the same set of words from a comedian. If that's you, too bad.

There will be one new joke in this show. The rest is old. Most comics have this protocol anyway, while making up a new title, too bad.